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Via South Park.
Kyle: "You know what Cartman? I believe you."
Cartman: "You do?"
Kyle: "Yes. I believe that YOU believe that you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work. Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with this messed ego do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really they're just douchebags."
Cartman: "But... I'm sure I helped come up with the joke. Didn't I?"
That's pretty much how I think most of our right-wing posters here function. I am awed and inspired. Obviously, they are all pretty much gayfish.
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Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:52am by LockeColeMA
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Kyle: "You know what Cartman? I believe you."
Cartman: "You do?"
Kyle: "Yes. I believe that YOU believe that you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work. Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with this messed ego do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really they're just douchebags."
Cartman: "But... I'm sure I helped come up with the joke. Didn't I?"
That's pretty much how I think most of our right-wing posters here function. I am awed and inspired. Obviously, they are all pretty much gayfish.
This message brought to you by a pretty good Friday night :D
Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:52am by LockeColeMA
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 1:47am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
I think you credit some of the Asylum conservatives with too much recognition of reality.
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what, all 3 of us? we qualify as a subgroup now?
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 2:48am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
what, all 3 of us? we qualify as a subgroup now?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
what, all 3 of us? we qualify as a subgroup now?
If you are, I don't blame you for not wanting to be associated with a terrorist and an idiot.
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I don't think it's fair to classify those individuals as conservatives rather than Republicans, lest Ugly gag himself into an early grave.
Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:57am by Allegory
Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:57am by Allegory
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 3:37am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
In order to be politically correct, Lets just call them asylum retards.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 4:32am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Yeah LockCole - the other thing about Conservatives is that they all make sweeping generalisations 
FYI - there aren't many right wing posters here, and a whole bunch of liberals, so it's no surprise that there are more deluded and idiotic liberals here than right wingers.
FYI - there aren't many right wing posters here, and a whole bunch of liberals, so it's no surprise that there are more deluded and idiotic liberals here than right wingers.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 4:35am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nobby wrote:
Yeah LockCole - the other thing about Conservatives is that they all make sweeping generalisations [:oyvey:]
FYI - there aren't many right wing posters here, and a whole bunch of liberals, so it's no surprise that there are more deluded and idiotic liberals here than right wingers.
FYI - there aren't many right wing posters here, and a whole bunch of liberals, so it's no surprise that there are more deluded and idiotic liberals here than right wingers.
You even failed to spell my name right Nobby, but you capitalized right, haha.
I was mostly thinking of Varus and Gbaji, to be fair. But it would have been too long of a title to type out individual names.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 6:18am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
Nope, no 6th star either.
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Allegory wrote:
I don't think it's fair to classify those individuals as conservatives rather than Republicans, lest Ugly gag himself into an early grave.
Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:57am by Allegory
Edited, Nov 7th 2009 1:57am by Allegory
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 6:24am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
There are some perfectly tolerable conservatives on this forum. They're still wrong, but meh.
The issue is that, due to extreme peer pressure and an overwhelming liberal majority, the only people who brazenly express conservative opinions are generally those too stupid or arrogant enough to keep it quiet. And because they value volume over logic, they stand out more.
And I hate this whole goddamn conservative/liberal dichotomy anyway. In Australia, the liberals are the conservatives. Conservative should really be presented as opposed to reformist, since that's where the distinction is.
The issue is that, due to extreme peer pressure and an overwhelming liberal majority, the only people who brazenly express conservative opinions are generally those too stupid or arrogant enough to keep it quiet. And because they value volume over logic, they stand out more.
And I hate this whole goddamn conservative/liberal dichotomy anyway. In Australia, the liberals are the conservatives. Conservative should really be presented as opposed to reformist, since that's where the distinction is.
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Posted: Nov 7th 2009 6:41am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
It's funny because I saw that episode a few weeks ago, and when Kyle said that to Cartman, the first things I thought about were gbaji and varrus.
I bet they like fish sticks.
I bet they like fish sticks.
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Posted: Nov 8th 2009 4:36am | IP: Logged | Reply to this
I really <3 that episode, mostly because I detest Kanye so much. His music really isn't that good, and he's got an ego the size of Jupiter. I don't even like Taylor Swift, and his VMA faux pas pissed me off to no end.
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Posted: Nov 8th 2009 3:12pm | IP: Logged | Reply to this
zepoodle wrote:
There are some perfectly tolerable conservatives on this forum. They're still wrong, but meh.
The issue is that, due to extreme peer pressure and an overwhelming liberal majority, the only people who brazenly express conservative opinions are generally those too stupid or arrogant enough to keep it quiet. And because they value volume over logic, they stand out more.
And I hate this whole goddamn conservative/liberal dichotomy anyway. In Australia, the liberals are the conservatives. Conservative should really be presented as opposed to reformist, since that's where the distinction is.
The issue is that, due to extreme peer pressure and an overwhelming liberal majority, the only people who brazenly express conservative opinions are generally those too stupid or arrogant enough to keep it quiet. And because they value volume over logic, they stand out more.
And I hate this whole goddamn conservative/liberal dichotomy anyway. In Australia, the liberals are the conservatives. Conservative should really be presented as opposed to reformist, since that's where the distinction is.
/agree mostly, except the part about living in Australia. That's @#%^ing retarded.
Conservatives being the minority definitely makes it hard for the little guys/gals to speak out. I think you see a lot of people post from an adopted middle ground stance when it comes to politics if they're trying to be effective. In order to get the internet to listen to you, you've got to appeal to liberal ideas some. Also, most people don't really strongly identify with the political parties anymore. I think you see a lot more voting decisions being issue based instead of party based. Hardly anyone pulls that party lever any more.
but ya I'm sure a lot of conservatives do brainwash themselves in that Cartman/Kanye way. I'm sure there are liberals that have themselves just as brainwashed convinced that every conservative wants to hunt down and kill minorities for sport/only post like retards on forums.
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